Siriusly. Please. There are only two of us here. It’s lonely.
Joey Richter’s a porn star. His dick is all over the internet.
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Ali is best known for her portrayal of Vanessa in StarKid’s Me and My Dick.
This summer, Ali will be in The Weston Playhouse’s (Weston, VT) production of Fiddler on the Roof. Both she and A.J. Holmes will be playing major roles! It will be from August 2nd to August 25th, so go see Ali and AJ if you get the chance!
I wish there were more actual StarKids at my school. We could fill the halls with dicks and vaginas.
How do you get songs out of your head?
Someone help me.
Rachel, Finn’s junk probably IS that brown.
Maybe because his dick’s name is Big T?
Hey buddy, don’t you see?
It could be you and Big T
Both dresses Jaime wore as Sally
Were actually Devin’s dresses.
I started singing
My dashboard is freakin out, and I think it’s gonna blow. I’m finally ready, yeah! So ready to go.
the whole time watching MAMD, I was waiting for dick and cooter to make out, but it never happened